Non-Sequiturs: 07.22.15

* Taylor Swift has renegotiated her photography contract. Where her old contract allowed her to rough up photogs, there's now a blank space, baby. Ugh. [Poynter] * How much of a dick is this guy? At his federal criminal trial his sole character witness admitted, "we're not friends." [NY Post] * Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to practice in Florida without taking the bar exam. [South Florida Lawyers] * The Eighth Circuit just terminated the country's most restrictive abortion ban. [Jezebel] * Dewey witness breaks down on the stand. Let's just be excited that I managed to get that blurb written without being cajoled into making a "Dewey know..." joke. [Law360] * Negotiating salary and benefits for you folks not on lock-step. [Corporette] * Do you want a free copy of an LSAT Logic Games guide? Then act now... offer expires Friday. [Blueprint For LSAT] * A reminder that there are some crazies out there and sometimes you need to put in writing that you're not going to represent them. [What About Clients?] * An attorney doubled down on racist, offensive comments... and now he's been fired. [WHAS 11]