Non-Sequiturs: 08.10.15

* Interesting... audio of Richard Nixon's only oral argument before the Supreme Court. [Concurring Opinions] * Aaron Hernandez's lawyers want his murder indictment tossed. Tom Brady is relieved he now has the second-dumbest Patriots legal challenge. [NECN] * There's a robust piranha-smuggling operation in the United States. That's... Sharknado levels of terrifying. [Legal Juice] * In between ripping Rosie O'Donnell, the GOP "debate" actually talked a little about the Constitution. [Dorf on Law] * New York's responsible banking law is unconstitutional. Banks rejoice. [Reuters] * The New York Times broached the subject of "resting bitch face." How do lawyers avoid the phenomenon? [Attorney at Work] * God Donald Trump is entertaining. [What About Clients?] * Why aren't the poor a suspect class? [PrawfsBlawg]